They promised us life in space, flying cars, and jetpacks but all we got were pocket-sized rectangles containing all human knowledge. FAIL.
Jason Kottke, “Life in Space” (2013)
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They promised us life in space, flying cars, and jetpacks but all we got were pocket-sized rectangles containing all human knowledge. FAIL.
Jason Kottke, “Life in Space” (2013)
We’re actors – we’re the opposite of people.
Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1966)
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
George Eliot, Impressions of Theophrastus Such (1879)
Generally, sic means the foregoing mistake (or apparent mistake) was made by the writer/speaker I am quoting; I am but the faithful messenger; in fact I never get anything wrong myself.
Lynne Truss, Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation (2003)
Here is a book so dull that a whirling dervish could read himself to sleep with it. If you were to recite even a single page in the open air, birds would fall out of the sky and dogs drop dead.
Clive James, “Brezhnev: A State of Boredom” (1978)
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Mark Twain, Pudd’nhead Wilson (1894)
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made School Boards.
Mark Twain, Following the Equator (1899)
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
John Updike, “How to Love America and Leave it at the Same Time,” in Problems and Other Stories (1979)
In the family of punctuation marks these days…the apostrophe is the abused victim.
John Humphrys, interview with The Guardian (2008)
Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You’re a group of incredibly well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were there. You’re barely functional. There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups, but the screw-ups, they’re a-coming for ya. It’s a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.
Aaron Sorkin, Syracuse Commencement Address (2012)
…the exquisite art of idleness, one of the most important things that any University can teach.
Oscar Wilde, “Primavera,” Pall Mall Gazette (1890)
…the full stop is surely the simplest mark to understand – so long as everyone continues to have some idea what a sentence is, which is a condition that can’t be guaranteed.
Lynne Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves (2003)